I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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