He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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