Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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