If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
