i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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