Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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