Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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