I only kidnapped one of them. chill
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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