so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So here I am, sexting at work.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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