I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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