sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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