I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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