my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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