We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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