It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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