Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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