It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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