So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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