but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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