I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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