Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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