Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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