So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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