I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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