I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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