Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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