i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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