Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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