thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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