Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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