at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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