I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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