That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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