weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i think my cat just said my name.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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