I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
