we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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