well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
He felt like a one man threesome
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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