Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
How's work?
Spinning.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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