And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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