it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I wish i was in the wii world.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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