evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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