so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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