Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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