nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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