idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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