apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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