i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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