if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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