grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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