Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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